Anna Nicole Smith Stockholm Syndrome

A better question than “Who is the real father of the baby daughter of Anna Nicole Smith” would be “Why is the world obsessing over it?” Last night Larry King hosted Larry Birkhead, the gorgeous young blonde photographer who has been dating Anna Nicole Smith for the past two years and who was with her at the ultrasound when it was determined that Dannielynn was a girl. Another good question would be “Why are magazines willing to pay millions of dollars for pictures of Dannielynn Smith, Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie Pitt?” What does that say about us, the readers? The American public and Congress are now piling onto President Bush but what does that say about us, who elected him twice? Have we all been driven legally insane by unbearable fear from the constant bombardment and warnings we receive about the impending Nuclear World War 3, terrorism, images of 911, two great towers imploding, polar ice caps melting and polar bears forced to eat their young? Are we all suffering from a collective Stockholm Syndrome?

Two billion Christians and 1 billion Muslims call the Old Testament and the New Testament the word of God. (John 1:1). We are still obsessing over “Who was the real father of Jesus Christ?” two thousand years later. Was it God or Jesus’ father Joseph? Does the world suffer from a collective obsessive compulsive disorder OCD? If Anna Nicole Smith and Dannielynn Smith want to achieve immortality of Biblical proportions the thing for them to do would be to move out of the jurisdiction of the United States and Bahamian courts so that the true answer is never found, then have Dannielynn cremated when she dies in one hundred years so that the paparazzi grave robbers can’t dig up Dannielynn’s body in 2107 to finally soothe the agonizing curiosity of the 50 billion people of Earth. If Anna Nicole Smith wanted to make really big money then she should wait 10 years and then sell a q-tip with Dannielynn Smith’s mouth saliva to one of the countless print or television or internet tabloids.

Last night Larry King hosted Larry Birkhead, the boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith who is demanding that Anna be compelled to submit Dannielynn Hope Smith Marshall Birkhead Stern Khamenei to a paternity test. Larry Birkhead said that Anna Nicole Smith was suffering from a drug problem, presumably cocaine. Larry Birkhead told Larry King and a world wide audience that he had impregnated Anna Nicole Smith earlier but unfortunately she had miscarried.

A better question would be “Who impregnated Katie Holmes?” The first wife of Tom Cruise Mimi Rogers claimed that Tom Cruise was infertile. Tom Cruise did not father a child for Nicole Kidman. How did Katie Holmes get pregnant and why isn’t Larry King asking this question? Is it because he is afraid that the illuminati leaders of the Church of Scientology who brought down the twin towers on 911 will come to get him? The 500 million dollar question is “Whose sperm was in the test tube that may have been used to impregnate Katie Homes?”

When Anna Nicole Smith instant messaged Larry Birkhead this week and said “Y’all are sick” she could not have been more right. How can the Pro Life Christian United States spend trillions of dollars on killing technologies and mercilessly massacre 650,000 innocent Iraqi men, women and children?

The second half of the Larry King show had Larry King hosting a psychic and a psychic debunker. Why didn’t Larry King ask the psychic as the very first question, “Who is the real father of Dannielynn Smith?” “Why are the savage people of earth driving Anna Nicole Smith insane over Dannielynn Smith only weeks after the horrifying tragic loss of her only child Daniel at her hospital bedside?”

Larry Birkhead said on Larry King last night that Anna Nicole Smith was suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Kidnapped hostages develop love and allegiance and loyalty to their abductors and this psychological disease is called Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm syndrome also occurs in bride kidnappings. Bride kidnapping occurs in many parts of the world including the Caucasus region including Iran. The most famous case of Stockholm Syndrome in the United States involved John McCain. The second most famous case involved Patricia Hearst.

Patty Hearst is the granddaughter of newspaper tycoon William Randolph Hearst. Patricia Hearst was kidnapped in 1974 by an American Terrorist group the Symbionese Liberation Army. How you can call a group with only 13 members including Patty Hearst an army is anyone’s guess but when you own the media I suppose that you can say whatever you like. Patty Hearst was a nineteen year old woman sitting in her townhouse with her boyfriend Steven Weed when she was kidnapped. Patty Hearst proceeded to publicly denounce her parents, join the SLA and participate in their illegal activities.

Anna Nicole Smith said to Larry Birkhead this week, “Y’all are sick.” One in three people today die from cancer because of man made cancer causing chemicals. The United States invaded Afghanistan to gain control of the opium poppy flowers which are used medicinally as pain killers for cancer patients. As the United States of America spends trillions of dollars on killing machines and obsesses day and night over the soap operas in Iraq and Afghanistan leading now to Iran the media completely ignores the fact that a cheap non toxic drug Dichloroacetate was discovered this week to cure human breast, human lung and human brain cancer in test tubes. The drug dichloroacetate has been safely in use for years to treat metabolic disorders. Recently Dr. Evangelos Michelakis, a cardiologist at the University of Alberta discovered that dichloroacetate is the cure for cancer. Unfortunately because the drug dichloroacetate cannot be patented no one is willing to put up the several hundred million dollars the American government requires be spent on clinical trials to get dichloroacetate approved by the FDA for use in the treatment of cancer. No one ever said that life was fair, just ask Genarlow Wilson. Perhaps we are all suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Elin Nordegren was born in Stockholm, Sweden on Jan. 1, 1980. Soon Elin Nordegren is going to give birth to the child of Tiger Woods. At the recent Ryder Cup the American team fell apart when an Irish newspaper called Elin Nordegren, Amy Mickelson and Sonya Toms “filth”. When the child of Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods is born later this year, let Howard Stern claim to be the father of their baby and say that Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are both suffering from Stockholm Syndrome and let Howard Stern try to compel Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren to submit to DNA paternity testing. Let the lawyer Howard Stern claim that he is the true father of Dannielynn Smith, baby Nordegren Woods, Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie Pitt.

Now that would be juicy gossip, just like our Holy Bibles, the tabloids of their day, with rattle snakes telling Eve to tell Adam to ignore God and go ahead and eat the apple. These tabloids are now leading us all against each other into the Apocalypse. Because they read in these tabloids that Armageddon will lead to the return of the Messiahs Jesus Christ and the Mahdi, 2 billion Christians and 1 billion Muslims today cannot wait to trigger Nuclear World War 3, the extinction of life on Earth forever in MAD, mutually assured destruction, in order to bring everlasting peace to earth. God in the Holy Bibles repeatedly referred to these Bibles through every single Biblical Prophet including Jesus Christ as “filth”. As Anna Nicole Smith said, we all are sick. We are all now terminally ill and our end is near. Surely the polar bears now forced to eat their young babies because of us will not miss us. Go tell a polar bear that there is no evidence of global warming, but be polite, wait until she finishes eating.